Saturday, August 19, 2006

Shut up

Please, you gullible Jesus freaks, stop seeing the Virgin Mary in every inanimate object you find. Listen, during the late Sixties and Seventies, I did more acid, mescaline, and other drugs than I can remember, and I never saw the shit you people do. And just an aside, the last sign you people found looked more like Mary's private parts than the Virgin Mother herself.

Let me 'splain something. Every coincidence is not a sign from God or some shit. You wonder how this country got so fucked up? These are the same people who swallowed the Rethug bullshit hook, line, and sinker. I tell ya what. You guys can have a nut looking for your signs and omens but stay out of government.


Lurch has more Christian fun. Jesus weeps.

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