Monday, October 30, 2006

GOP Porn scandal spreads and widens...

Always plumbing new depths to bring you interesting political stuff, but never (cough) to appeal to prurient interest, here is Americablog's take on GOP contributions from the biggest industry in the San Fernando Valley.

Embiggen these, Big Boy!


You'll recall that late last night Josh Marshall reported that the national Republican party has repeatedly accepted donations from one of the top gay porn producers in the country. This story is relevant since the Republicans have been hitting Democrat Harold Ford in Tennessee with ads claiming he took donations from a Hollywood porn producer.

Now, as you might imagine, the Republicans will probably say they had no idea they were taking money from a man whose living is making films such as "Fire in the Hole", "Flesh and Boners", even a "Velvet Mafia" series. (Links at site. Made my typing finger blush. G)

But that excuse rings hollow when you consider that the GOP had no problem tarring Harold Ford with the same charge. But far more damning is the fact that the Republican party has a history of accepting money from the porn industry. It hasn't just happened before - the GOP openly welcomed porn money.

Case in point, my girl Mary Carey, who just last year gave $5,000 to the GOP, the GOP knew who she was, and they gladly accepted her money made from screwing guys on film. (Visit Mary Carey's Web site, but be warned, this link is not work-friendly, though Lynne Cheney might disagree.)

If you work at home like I do, it's almost too friendly, although I did discover a draft coming from under my desk...

Mary is one of the top female porn stars in America. She is the lead thespian in such movies as "Tit Happens," "Lesbian Big Boob Bangeroo" ("Eight kinky, nasty, big-titted, snatch-sucking, muff-diving, pussy-eating, horny sluts can't seem to get enough of that sweet cooch juice!"), and "Everybody Loves Big Boobies."

Sounds like a lotta thesping!

And before you say the Republicans had no idea they were taking a porn superstar's money, think again:

National Republican Congressional Committee spokesman Carl Forti admitted as much to the AP and said, "Their money was donated to the NRCC. The NRCC's job is to elect Republicans. We'll take that money and use it to elect more Republicans."


Yes, Mr. Reynold's top staffer on the NRCC knowingly, openly, and gladly, took money from one of the top porn stars in America. And he had no qualms doing it.

Now ask yourself again if the Republican party had no knowledge that they were taking money repeatedly from the the gay porn king of America? And then ask yourself why the Republicans seem more concerned about Democrats accepting porn money than the porn-lovers in their own midst. Answer: The GOP only pretends to care about religious right values. And so long as the religious right doesn't make the GOP pay a price for taking them for granted, the GOP will continue to cavort with gay porn kings.

And they'll even continue to take the money of a porn superstar who told me last year (and I have it on tape) that she wants to have a lesbian menage-a-trois with the Bush twins:

"Oh my God, his daughters! I'd LOVE to party with his daughters. I'd love to meet them. I totally want to have sex with them. You can write it the day after I leave here."


This ain't your daddy's Republican party.

It is, however, Jenna and Not Jenna's daddy's Republican party. They don't seem to care what their money is dripping with, but let the Democrats get some boobie and ballsack bucks, why, that's a sign American culture and family values are under Librul attack.

Republican porn money is good for America, but Democrat porn money means the terrorists are coming to kill you in your bed.

I have nothing in particular against adult porn, and politicians take money from whomever they can get it from (a whole 'nother subject under "what's wrong with American politics?"), but they oughta own up to it and not dish the other side for doing the same thing, if for no other reason than they oughta know it's going to backfire on 'em eventually. Like it's doing now.

Fuckin' hypocrites. Stupid ones. Nothing new. What's new is their 'base' might be catchin' on.

Gotta go see if Americablog's assignment editor takes "contributions"...

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