Thursday, July 26, 2007

I'm comin', 'Lizbeth ...

Looks like I'm goin' to that Big Gitmo in the Sky:


But CUFI has an ulterior agenda: its support for Israel derives from the belief of Hagee and his flock that Jesus will return to Jerusalem after the battle of Armageddon and cleanse the earth of evil. In the end, all the non-believers - Jews, Muslims, Hindus, mainline Christians, etc. - must convert or suffer the torture of eternal damnation. Over a dozen CUFI members eagerly revealed to me their excitement at the prospect of Armageddon occurring tomorrow. Among the rapture ready was Republican Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay. None of this seemed to matter to Lieberman, who delivered a long sermon hailing Hagee as nothing less than a modern-day Moses. Lieberman went on to describe Hagee's flock as "even greater than the multitude Moses commanded."


To: The People of Israel

Subject: Our Nutcases

When they get there, please don't encourage them. Ridicule them, laugh at them, and point them in the direction of Iran.

Thank you,


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