Halliburton Charged $110 Million for Food, Housing, Laundry at Bases Which Had Already Closed
Vice President promises thorough investigation.
Huge Ancient Underground Reservoir Discovered Beneath Darfur
But it's water, not oil, so U.S. not interested.
Bush Briefly Transfers Power to Cheney During Colonoscopy
Cheney launches invasion of Iran but suffers mild heart attack and is forced to transfer power to Nancy Pelosi who orders troops out of Iran and Iraq, closes Guantanamo, ends warrantless wiretapping and fires Alberto Gonzales, but Cheney recovers, voids her actions and is about to launch invasion again when Bush comes out of anesthesia and resumes control.
Resumes control? Bush? Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Sometimes there's unintended humor in irony, I think...
RAND Suggests "We Will Help You" as PR Campaign For U.S. Military Abroad
"We will help you" start your own civil war, "we will help you" give us your oil.
Diaper Ad That Uses Beatles' "All You Need is Love" Infuriates Fans
Most felt "When I'm 64" more appropriate.
Fuck off, you young scallywags. How d'ya think I can sit here all day doing this shit without a break, anyway? Depends...