Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

All I need to give ya is this headline:

‘Uniformed’ Robber Hauls $325k From DC Bank — Across the Street From FBI HQ

The bank robbers never woulda tried that across the street from a donut shop!

Maybe if the FBI had paid their phone bill, the bank folks coulda called...

On second thought, it ain't all that funny. Mrs. G works for a bank in the same building as the local fuzz shop. Across the hall is closer than across the street, but it gets ya to thinkin'...