New Book: Gitmo Torture Techniques Inspired by TV Series “24”
Overall war strategy inspired by movie Duck Soup.
Cindy McCain's “Family Recipes” Lifted From The Food Network
Husband's foreign, domestic policies lifted from Fox.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian to Run for Congress
Rest in Peace Now candidate says, “You shouldn't have to murder someone just to get a lethal injection.”
Anthropologists Synthesize Neanderthal's Voice
Similar to human's, but can't pronounce "nuclear."
Study: Boomers to Flood Medical System
Advised to smoke, drink, eat a lot, cease all but sudden bursts of strenuous exercise.
Study: Sad Shoppers Spend More
First good news for retailers in months.
Have a day.