Obama Promises Millions of New Jobs
Mostly lawyers needed to prosecute Bush administration.
Economic Meltdown, Global Warming Much Worse Than Previously Believed
In fact, everything much worse than previously believed.
Study: Depression Peaks in 40's, Trails Off Later in Life
As mental acuity fades.
That explains a lot...
Yankees Sign Pitchers for Hundreds of Millions
Seek federal help to sign first baseman, extra setup man.
Man Lives With Female Robot
“It's a bit of an adjustment,” she says.