Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Sarah Palin: “I love that smell of the emissions!”

The Political Carnival with a nice post on why they feel the need to continue reporting on Palin like the self-serving fraud she is.

That said, today’s L.A. Times had a half-page story about Palin’s ridiculous bus tour-slash-embarrassing motorcycle photo op*, and three paragraphs stood out to me:

Amid the rumble of motorcycles, she was also asked whether all of her tour events would be so loud.

“Oh, it would be a blast if they were this loud, if they smelled this good,” Palin said. “I love that smell of the emissions!

Either she’s totally into the effects of her cooking on Todd, or she has a bizarre pollution fetish.


*I had hoped that link would show her suck-starting a 110ci Big Twin with 12:1 compression with one lung pull, not that it would have embarrassed her. A good rich mixture and the resulting cloud of black smoke outta the pipe mighta done something to her vocal cords and got rid of that awful screechy voice for a while.

Also, I got some emissions I'd love for her to smell. Right after All-U-Can-Eat Burrito Nite. Put yer nose right there, bimbo, get the full effect...


El Rude-o weighs in:

Chances are that you heard about none of these yesterday because the ratings machine deigned that only one person could suck on the air pipe. Yes, dressed in a black helmet and black leather jacket and posed on the back of a motorcycle on the way to a bus that she's probably not even riding in to surprise stops o' history, Sarah Palin not only huffed that pipe (and all the emissions therein), but she gobbled that fucker like a champ, like a young starlet blowing Louis B. Mayer for a bit part in a Busby Berkeley musical, stealing air from fellow Republicans, from veterans, from the crazy POW/MIA-loving chumps in the Rolling Thunder thundering roll into DC.

Whether she sucks air or sucks exhaust or sucks whatever, me'n RP agree she sucks.

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