A 'sovereign citizen' in Pensacola, Florida allegedly opened fire at a seafood market after learning that they had run out of crawfish.
42 year-old Larry Wayne Kelly allegedly fired upon the L&T Seafood Market with an AK-47 from the window of his pickup truck, after he was told they had sold out of crawfish on Sunday.
Another 'isolated incident' I presume? Just because the perpetrators are a rich combination of drunk and stupid doesn't make it less of a crime. To Gitmo with him!