"Between my young hot wife, and that old hot-head Gravel, I'm suddenly starting to look pretty good to Middle America."
He always looked good to Middle Earth, but I'm not sure Hobbits vote...I don't blame him fer that shit-eatin' grin, neither!
Really, the only reason I posted this is so I could pass on some wisdom imparted to me by a wizened old motorcycle mechanic I knew in my youth:
"Here's the deal on tall girls - toes ta toes, yer nose is in it. Nose ta nose, yer toes is in it."