Tuesday, September 18, 2007

God sued, skips...

Raw Story

A Nebraska lawmaker is taking his complaints about frivolous lawsuits limits all the way to the top.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers is suing God.

"It's a lawsuit against a defendant who has perpetrated much harm and damage on the human race," Chambers said on CNN.

Good on yer, Mr. Chambers, but lemme tell ya how this is gonna go - on your court date, God will Fail To Appear. The judge will issue a bench warrant for His arrest. He'll grant you a judgment in the absence of the Defendant. Good luck trying to collect from that Stiff.

The lawsuit notes that Chambers tried several times to contact the defendant, KETV reported.

“Plaintiff, despite reasonable efforts to effectuate personal service upon Defendant ('Come out, come out, wherever you are') has been unable to do so,” the suit says.

There's more to this than that, but that's the funny part.

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