Monday, September 17, 2007

Oh the irony...

Ironic Times

Petraeus Reports Slow, Steady Progress in Iraq
At this rate, in forty years things will be back to way they were before war.

Chrysler Recalls 369,000 Vehicles for Brake Problems
Owners advised to approach dealership at slow speed, open door, put left foot on ground, push down hard.

(Mopping up keyboard)

Study: Altruism, Sex Activate Same Pleasure Center in Brain
Public advised to tip well when paying for sex.

Doubt Cast on Age of Robe of St. Francis of Assisi by Carbon Dating
Also by “Clearance Sale, 30% Off” tag.

Many more.

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