Obama Wants to Cut $2.5 Billion in Heating Aid for Poor
To help cover cost of tax cuts for rich.
Fearing Torture Charges, Bush Cancels Geneva Trip
Lucky for him he lives in torture friendly country.
Mubarak Finally Leaves
Would have resigned night before but received encouraging call from Dick Cheney.
After Damaging Article in New Yorker, Scientology Airs Ad on NBC
Claims to be world's most friendly religion run by abusive lunatics.