Juan Valdez Angers Bush Administration
Offers free Colombian coffee to America's poor.
Report: Trident Nuclear Warheads Could Detonate in Road Crash
Public advised not to tailgate.
International Space Station Welcomes First Illegal Alien
Brought by space shuttle to do jobs astronauts unwilling to do.
Dozens of New Species Discovered In Indonesian Jungle
Pictures, descriptions included in new cookbook.
There's also a picture of Paris Hilton's butt if you're really hard up.