I got this in an e-mail from my friend Bev and just had to share:
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, she licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licked the $20 bill and stuck it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill , calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I was worried about the way things were going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things were going, the guy raced over to me! Now everyone's attention was focused on me and the guy was egging me on to try and top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and ran!!!!