WTS: "Sending mixed messages isn't good for our troops or our allies or for the Iraqi people."
WTM: "Logic complicates things."
WTS: "It's hard work. We're working hard."
WTM: "Are my two minutes up yet?"
WTS: "The administration at this time has no plans to re-institute the draft."
WTM: "This is a permanent policy that will last right up until after the election."
WTS: "The economy's turned the corner."
WTM: "Then it rolled twelve times, hit a tree and burst into flames."
WTS: "The Iraqi people hunger for democracy."
WTM: "As long as it doesn't include heretical covenants like women driving and stuff like that."
There's a bunch more like that but I had to stop somewhere. Go read it and have some fun.