Sunday, October 10, 2004

LBC On Child-rearing

The Worthwhile Christians at Landover Baptist Church have more advice on child rearing:

As a Christian parent, to find yourself raising a boy who expresses no interest in sports is not only embarrassing to you and your family, but also an insult to the Creator (God) and a public humiliation to members of your Baptist community. If you are in a position where a son you were once proud of, turns out to be a little sissy by asking you if he can quit playing sports, we pray that the helpful tips below will assist you in getting your limp-wristed little Nancy-boy back on the road to masculinity.

For even more advice on how to make your child into a Good Christian, see their massive archives on a subject near and dear to everybody's heart.

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