White House Director of Lessons Learned
Responsibilities: Director reports to President Bush once every nine years or whenever a lesson is learned, whichever occurs first.
Requirements: Three years of high school or equivalent. Ability to work alone in a small, windowless, telephone-free office is essential. Typing/Minesweeper skills a plus. MUST BE DISCREET.
$106,641 a year for a high school dropout who doesn't have to know anything or do anything except light typing and a little casual EOD. For once, I feel over-qualified!