Wednesday, July 19, 2006

This is How They Do It...

The Goddess Of Talk Radio managed to find a copy of an actual Republican talking points memo (warning:pdf file) with pretty explicit instructions on how to talk about war and terrorism.This isn't the whole thing,but it's enough to get the idea.

You know why liberals don't do this? Because we aren't freaking liars that's why. The truth doesn't take that long to tell,seriously.Especially when it's big stuff at stake.The truth can be complicated,but boiling it down takes a short time. Lies on the other hand have to be crafted and tested first to see if they sink or float(like a turd in a punchbowl).

My ex husband used to fuck around behind my back all the time(note the ex ).How did I find out?Simple.It took him half an hour to explain where he was for half the night.If he had really been"at the office",then a two sentence explaination would have been all he offered. Liars just can't help themselves,they've gotta try to be all crafty and sneaky and shit,and they can't just offer a normal and rational explaination,they gotta go flying off and make things complicated.That's the first clue to me that someone is lying like a dog on a rug.(sorry Princess Shayna,no offense meant to you or any other doggies out there)

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