In a move heavily anticipated for the last five years, the National Academy of Historians has ratified what had been generally accepted knowledge, and officially demoted George W. Bush to status of "Dwarf President."
Some historians actually recommended that Bush be further downgraded to "satellite," given his inability to break the gravitational pull of the Neo-Con Solar System, also known as Cheney Destroy-e-alis. Still others voted to designate him as a mere ass-teroid.
When informed that he had been accorded the same treatment as Pluto, Bush replied that he "appreciates that, since Pluto was always my favorite Disney character."
More later if I can figure out how to work "Uranus" into this.