Thursday, August 24, 2006

Food Fight with Terrorists

From CNN comes one of the most idiotic things I've heard lately:

REP. CURT WELDON (R), PENNSYLVANIA: We have to fight this battle. We either fight it over there or we're going to fight it in the supermarkets (my em) and the streets of America.

They used to say the same thing about Communism during Vietnam: fight 'em there so we don't have to fight 'em here.

Same answer applies now: if we fight 'em here, we can beat 'em.

If we fight 'em at Safeway, for every buncha cabbage they heave at me, they're gettin' back two #10 cans o' pork an' beans! Firepower rules!

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